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kaaphee dinon baad saanta paark mein ghoomane gaya,
ghar lautakar usane apanee patnee ko bataaya - jaanatee ho
log mujhe bhagavaan maanane lage hain,
santa - jab main paark mein gaya tha to vahaan par mahilaen mujhe
dekh kar bolee, “he bhagavaan !, aap phir aa gae.☺️☺️
pati sophe pe pasara tha, tabhee patnee ne usake sir pe danda maara ...
pati - kyon maara yaar!
patnee - tumhaare paaket se ek tukada mila hai, jis par joolee likha hai!
pati - are yaar vo res kee ghodee hai, pichhale ravivaar ko res khelane gaee thee.
patnee - soree.
chaar din baad jab pati ghar mein ghusa to bhad se phir se danda pada ...
pati - ab kyon maara !!!
patnee - vahee, joolee naam kee ghodee ka phon aaya tha ... !!!
kaaphee dinon baad saanta paark mein ghoomane gaya,
ghar lautakar usane apanee patnee ko bataaya - jaanatee ho
log mujhe bhagavaan maanane lage hain,
patnee - ye tumane kaise jaana.
dekh kar bolee, “he bhagavaan !, aap phir aa gae.☺️☺️
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pati sophe pe pasara tha, tabhee patnee ne usake sir pe danda maara ...
pati - kyon maara yaar!
patnee - tumhaare paaket se ek tukada mila hai, jis par joolee likha hai!
pati - are yaar vo res kee ghodee hai, pichhale ravivaar ko res khelane gaee thee.
patnee - soree.
chaar din baad jab pati ghar mein ghusa to bhad se phir se danda pada ...
pati - ab kyon maara !!!
patnee - vahee, joolee naam kee ghodee ka phon aaya tha ... !!!
