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| Santa banta latest funny jokes| संता बंता के नए और मजेदार chutkule |
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santa (naukar se) – zara dekh to baahar sooraj
nikala ya nahin ?
naukar – baahar to andhera hai !
santa – are to torch jalaakar dekh le kaamachor
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santa (naukar
se) – zara dekh to baahar sooraj nikala
ya nahin ?
naukar – baahar to andhera hai !
santa – are to torch jalaakar dekh le kaamachor
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sant(santa) – doctor saahab 2 saal pahale mujhe bukhaar aaya tha
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doktar- to ab kya ?
sant(santa) – aapane nahaane ko mana kiya tha, aaj idhar se gujar
raha tha to socha ki poochhata chaloo ..”ab naha loon kya”
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santa ek baar double decor vaalee bas mein chadh gaya ….
kandaktar ne use oopar bhej diya , santa thodee hee der mein bhaagata hua vaapis
aaya aur bola
” saale maravaega kya
oopar to draivar hee nahin hai “
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ek neegro bas mein apane bachche ke saath ja
raha tha….
kandaktar ne usaka bachcha dekhakar kaha- “itana kaala bachcha mainne aaj tak
nahin dekha”……
neegro ko gussa
aaya, lekin vo kuchh
nahin bola aur seet par aakar muh phulaakar baith gaya.
santa ne
usase poochha: “kya hua bhaee saahab”?
neegro ne
santa se kaha: are yaar, us kandaktar ne beijjatee kar dee. . . . .
santa : are
maar saale ko jaakar . . . la ye chimpaanjee ka bachcha mujhe pakada de…
saala kaatega to nahin……..
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santa rotee ka ek nivaala khud kha raha tha aur
ek paas baithee murgee ko khila raha tha…
banta :- “ ye kya kar raha hai ? ”
santa :- “ chikan ke saath rotee kha raha hoon ”
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Santa was eating a bite of bread himself and feeding
a hen sitting nearby…
Banta: - "What is he doing? "
Santa: - "I am eating
bread with chicken"
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santa aur
banta sharaab ke nashe mein
dhutt hokar rel kee patariyon ke beechon-beech ja rahe the….
santa : he bhagavaan, mainne itanee seedhiyaan
pahale kabhee nahin chadheen
banta : are seedhiyaan to theek hain, main to is
baat ko lekar hairaan hoon ki haath se pakadane ke lie reling kitane neeche lagee
huee hain …
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Santa and Banta were drunkenly
drunk and going in the middle of cleaning the rail.
Noun: Oh God, I've never
seen so many stairs
Banta: Oh, the stairs are
fine, I am surprised at how low the railing is attached to hold it by hand….
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