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bikhari proposed a girl:- do u love me?
girl:- shakal dekhee hai apanee, isase achchha to main sucide kar loon
bhikhaaree: ----------
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tum mar jaogee , par kisee gareeb ke kaam na aao gee!!
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ek
kutta mandir ke paas chabootare par baitha rahata tha,
mandir
mein logon ko pooja karate dekh kutta bhee bhagavaan kee bhakti karane laga.
bhagavaan
kutte kee bhakti se prasann hue aur bole – “maango tumhen kya chaahie ?”
kutta
– “prabhu mujhe agale janm mein kutta hee banaana.”
bhagavaan
– “ham tumhen do baar kutta nahin bana sakate, kuchh aur maango.”
kutta
– “to prabhu mujhe agale janm mein neta bana dena.”
bhagavaan
– “chaalaakee nahin…!! kaha na ki do baar kutta nahin bana sakate…!!!”
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ek
din ek bhikhaaree taoo ko mil gaya
bhikhaaree
(taoo se):- pachaas paise de do bhaiya...
mainne
teen din se khaana nahin khaaya hai.
taoo
(bhikhaaree se):- das rupaye doonga!!
pahale
ye to bata pachaas paise mein khaana kahaan milata hai.
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ek
din raaste mein duvedee jee (vakeel saahab ) ko ek bhikhaaree mil gaya .
bhikhaaree
(vakeel saahab se):- baaboo kuchh paise de do.
vakeel
saahab (bhikhaaree se):- are bhaee, mote tagade ho, kuchh kaam kyon nahin
karate?
bhikhaaree
(vakeel saahab se):- mainne paise maange hai, salaah nahin।
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ek
baar ek tota phul speed par ud raha tha!!
usake
saamane achaanak ek pharaaree aa gaee, dono kee takkar huee!!
tota
behosh ho gaya, raaste mein ek bhikaaree tha usane tote ko uthaaya aur ghar
le gaya.
usako
maraham lagaaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
jab
tota ko hosh aaya, usane apane aap ko pinjare mein dekha
aur
bola, "aaeela... jel... vo pharaaree ka draivar mar gaya kya ?"
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ek
baar ek bhikhaaree kee lotaree khul jaatee hai.
vah
un lotaree ke paison se ek hotal banavaata hai.
doosara
gareeb usase poochhata hai ki tumane yah hotal kyon banavaaya hai?
vah
javaab deta hai ki mainne yah hotal isalie banavaaya hai ki ab main is hotal
ke baahar akela bheekh maangoonga. apanee hee kamaee hogee.
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ek
bhikhaaree ko ek din kuchh nahin mila, dua karane laga.....
"ya
allaah!! agar mujhe ek roopaya mil jaaye to aath aane tere"
aage
chalakar use ek athannee milee...!!
uthaakar
bola, "allaah miyaan ! ho bade sayaane! aath aane pahale kee kaat
liye!"
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ek
bhikhaaree ne ghar mein aavaaj lagaeeh baaboo jee rotee mil jaegee ?
andar se
aavaaj aaeeh maalakin ghar mein nahin hai.
bhikhaareeh
baaboo jee mujhe maalakin nahin rotee chaahie.
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ek
bhikhaaree roj-roj maang kar khaate-khaate tang aa gaya tha.
ek din
usane bhagavaan se praarthana kee – “bhagavaan, mujhe khaane ko aisa kuchh de
jo khaane par bhee khatm na ho !”
bhagavaan
bole – “ye le beta ….
chyooing
gam !”
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bhikhaaree
-: 10 rupaye de do saahab!
garlaphrend
ko fon karana hai!!
saahab kee
garlaphrend-: dekho,
bhee apanee
garlaphrend ko kitana pyaar karata hai!!
bhikhaaree-:
nahin memasaab,
use pyaar
karane ke baad hee main bhikhaaree ban gaya!!
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